Tuesday, October 12, 2010

What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

  • Imagine doing your homework on this.
  • Today, I learned how come its has been taking so long to rescue the trapped Chilean miners.
  • I have always wondered how it feels to be on LSD. Stare at this for 30 seconds, then look at something else.
  • McDonald's Happy Meal Fail.
  • There those who are dumb, there are those who are stupid, and then there are those who do this.
Joke Answer: Nothing, they haven't met yet!

Monday, October 11, 2010

Why did the turkey cross the road?

  • I'm all for the idea of saving water and resources, but THIS is just absurd!
  • Want a good deal? Goto Restaurant.com and use the promotional code "ENJOY" to get 80% off restaurant Gift Cards! I bought $200 gift cards to high end places for $16! The only catch is that there might be some restrictions (lunch/dinner only) and you have to spend a minimum of $100 in some restaurants]
Joke Answer: To prove he wasn't chicken