What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

• Imagine doing your homework on this.

• Today, I learned how come its has been taking so long to rescue the trapped Chilean miners.

• I have always wondered how it feels to be on LSD. Stare at this for 30 seconds, then look at something else.

• McDonald's Happy Meal Fail.

• There those who are dumb, there are those who are stupid, and then there are those who do this.

Joke Answer: Nothing, they haven't met yet!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

• I'm all for the idea of saving water and resources, but THIS is just absurd!

• Remember this Family Guy Clip? Well today, I learned what "IPECAC" was [Mildly Disgusting]

• Now I know what I want to be for Halloween!

• How to get women with this facial expression.

• Want a good deal? Goto Restaurant.com and use the promotional code "ENJOY" to get 80% off restaurant Gift Cards! I bought $200 gift cards to high end places for $16! The only catch is that there might be some restrictions (lunch/dinner only) and you have to spend a minimum of $100 in some restaurants]

Joke Answer: To prove he wasn't chicken